I miss my BRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRe!!! you must return to the world of obsessive online living!!! it is terribly;wretchedly boring here without you!!!! please return to me!!! i BEG that you come online!!! you MUST or i may acctually DIE of BOREDOM!!!!ahhhhhhhh... come back?
please?
o i guess ill just go cry now; nobody's here; nobodys answering the phone; and my bre, who is ALWAYS online; has abandoned me for england... life sucks... er... perhaps i should say life blows... but you wouldnt get that, so ill just say life sucks... wahhhh...
ill just go wallow in self pitty and lonelyness now... o woah is me! "o happy dagger! this is thy sheath; there rust and let me die." *Falls on Romeo's body, and dies*

ahhhh...